How I almost signed over my entire life to Applebee’s for a gift card of an indeterminate amount.
Also their last tweet. Who do they think I am? I went to COLLEGE.
This is NUTS.
What kind of scam is Applebee’s running, y’all?! There’s something rotten in the usually otherwise delicious Brew Pub Pretzels & Beer Cheese Dip.
What I’ve been up to today.